Top 15 Modern Sayings

1. Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

2. Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
3. The wise never marry.. and when they marry they become otherwise.

4. I was born intelligent,education ruined me.
5. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say?

6. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?

7. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

12. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

13. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

14. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn?
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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acknowledgment:

the content of this entry is from a forwarded email. the blog owner does not claim ownership of this one. cheers to partner roc for sharin' this one to me!